A weekend in Pattaya
A convenient beach getaway for Bangkokians, an infamous ‘sin city’ for many and a child-friendly, thriving playground for some, Pattaya is really all that. With a magnificent array of cultural heritages, natural wonders and endless activities to choose from, all just 90-minute away from Bangkok, this bustling city is ideal for both those wanting to laze around on the beach and the hearty bunch who want to get into action, seedy or otherwise.
Planning a weekend in Pattaya is always fun and invigorating. The only brain-teaser is how you are going to squeeze everything into your two-day agenda. Here are some highlights of the city that you can’t afford to miss, even if you have to sober up 500 feet in the sky on one of Pattaya’s famous parasail.
To make the most of your weekend in Pattaya, start the day early. Or at least early enough to get some fresh, dirt-cheap seafood for lunch at one of many local open-air eateries. Your first day should be dedicated to sightseeing, and Pattaya is home to several cultural gems.
Those into miniature wonders should make their way to the renowned Museum of Bottle Art, with impressive collections of mini-sized Thai temples and Dutch windmills, while Mini Siam (387 Moo6, Sukhumvit Rd, Pattaya City, Naklua, Banglamung, Chonburi 20150, Tel: 038 727 666, Fax: 038 421 555) unveils a myriad of teeny-tiny replicas of world famous sights. The Sanctuary of Truth (206/2 Moo5, Naklua 12 Naklua Rd, Banglamung, Chonburi 20150, Tel: 038 367 229, 367 230, 367 815, Fax: 038 367 845, Email: info@sanctuaryoftruth.com), boasting the architectural grandeur of Cambodia’s Angkor Wat, is also not to be missed.
If you are travelling with young children, it might be a good idea to limit your cultural intake. Instead of museum-hopping, you might opt for some of Pattaya’s child-friendly venues. Ripley's Believe It or Not (218 Moo10, Beach Road, Pattaya, Chonburi 20260, Tel: 038 710 294-8, Fax: 038 710 487) features many quirky displays and themed galleries, while Sri racha Tiger Zoo (341 Moo3, Nongkham, Sriracha, Chonburi 20110, Tel: 038 296 556-8, Fax: 038 296 559, Email: webmaster@tigerzoo.com) is home to more than 200 Bengal tigers and countless crocodiles.
When the sun goes down, it’s time for adults to have some fun. Put your children to bed and sneak out to experience Pattaya’s nightlife scene. The most famous area is Walking street in South Pattaya, where endless girlie bars and discos dot the street. Avoid making eye contact with the smoky-eyed go-go girls if you aren’t interested. The girls here tend to be overly-friendly, even if you are already walking hand-in-hand with your wife or girlfriend.
If you rather take your children to one of the many spectacular shows in Pattaya than enjoy the dodgy side of Pattaya’s nightlife by yourself, there are a few to choose from. Pattaya’s signature Tiffany show boasts quality musicals by skilled transvestites. Another good option is the awesome, state-of-the-art theatre Alankarn (Sukhumvit Road, K.M.155, Jomtien, Chonburi 20250, Tel: 038 256 007, Fax: 038 256 008), which offers a variety of cultural and musical performances every night.
After partying or a fun evening out with your family, Sunday should be dedicated to relaxing. Pattaya has some of the most famous beaches in the region, fully equipped with facilities for tourists. Pattaya Beach is the most popular with a number of water sports available here including parasailing, jet-skiing, and windsurfing.
If you enjoy quieter beaches, head to Jomtien Beach which is less crowded and has better quality water. Heart-stopping bungy-jumping is also on offer here. Serious sun loungers however might want to opt for a nicer and more serene beach, such as those found on Koh Larn. Only a short ferry ride from the mainland, this exquisite island has crystal clear waters and plenty of white sand.
If you aren’t much of a beach bunny and are afraid of getting a handful of sand in your bikini bottom, there are a few places that give the feel of a beach town all the same. Pattaya Park Beach Resort (345 Jomtien Beach, Pattaya City, Chonburi 20150, Tel. 038 251 201-8, 364 110-20, Fax: 038 364 129, 251 209, Email: reservation@pattayapark.com) and Water Park is a worthwhile venue both for those anti-sand and saltwater and those travelling with children. Underwater World Pattaya (22/22 Moo 11, Sukhumvit Rd., Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi 20260, Tel: 038 756 879, Fax: .038 756 875, Email: marketingd@uwp.hawpar.com) is a good choice if you want to get up close and personal with fascinating underwater creatures. An array of fish tanks and a long Plexiglas tunnel will make you feel as if you were walking on the bottom of the sea.
Updated and correct: November 2008





